The Devil Dick is a limited edition dildo codesigned by Kink.com and Bad Dragon. Sir and I had been eyeing The Devil Dick for a few weeks, but I was having trouble justifying a dildo that costs $99. Not to mention,  just looking at it made my pussy hurt. Everything about it looks mean.. the super pointy tip, all the texture, and the sheer size of it makes me cringe.. But, I suppose that’s exactly what makes it fun for us. 

If you follow my blog, you know that Sir and I have a complicated play style that revolves around my selfless service to him. This means that if I enjoy anything that’s happening to me then I’m thinking about what I want and not selflessly serving him. This would apply to dildos as well- they need to be at least a little unpleasant to keep me reminded that what I want doesn’t matter..  So, an oversized, overly textured and painful dildo has always been the perfect punishment for a wet and greedy pussy. 

As luck would have it,  Sir got an email saying the Devil Dick was on sale so I eagerly went online to the kink store with the coupon code “FREEDICK” (can’t make this up) to order a Devil Dick, but the code didn’t work. I tried everything and eventually had to email Kink and inquire about getting some free dick - which was slightly awkward.. but long story short, they fixed the coupon code, threw in a couple freebies and were super helpful and nice. Customer service is a big thing to me, so I wanted to mention that I had a good experience with them. 

Shipping was fast, so in no time at all I was eagerly unboxing my new Devil Dick and negotiating with Sir for permission to cum. The first thing I noticed was how heavy it was. The base is nice and wide which makes it perfect to put on the floor to ride it. I also noticed that like all bad dragon toys, it’s huuuuuuge. The shaft circumference is a healthy 6.75”, total length is 7.4”, and useable length is 5.6”. It became apparent right away that the ‘Platinum Silicone’ is slightly sticky even when completely dry, so it picks up a lot of hair and fuzz (especially under the base)- which doesn’t mix well with my fur fetish, but it’s not a deal breaker. I don’t have a good solution for this yet. 

The overall design is pretty and somehow looks exactly like you would imagine the devil’s dick looks. I even like the color. bad dragon color combinations get pretty rowdy in general, but this one has a nice gradient that goes from a pinkish/red at the top to purple at the base. I like the detailed underside of the cock that looks like a centipede tail, but I definitely feel the bumps on the top side more than the underside during use.

I like that the detailed texture looks aggressive, but the medium firmness makes the bumps and ridges a little more friendly than expected. That being said, I still felt every bump and ridge while sliding it in. I definitely feel the bumps on the top side more than the underside during use. The texture gets more pronounced as you get closer to the base, so I would imagine you would feel it a lot more the deeper you can get it in. 

I first tried to slide it in while laying on my back, but that didn’t go so smoothly because I needed more leverage to shoe horn this giant thing into my pussy.. so I put it on the floor, and got on my knees and lowered myself onto it. Which turned out to be a perfect position to control how deep it goes and avoid breaking my pussy.

Once I got it in to a reasonable depth (the third bump) I tried pumping it in and out a little, but that gave me a sore pussy in a hurry. I prefer to leave it stationary on the floor and gently grind against it, and just enjoy the super full feeling. Personally, I can’t cum from g-spot stimulation alone, so if I want to cum (and have permission to do so, hehe) I like to enlisted the help of my eroscillator (there’s a Discerning Specialist review of the eroscillator as well), and I’m happy to report that I enjoyed several intense orgasms from the Devil Dick. Being so completely stuffed and feeling super slutty for doing so definitely made me cum harder than usual, so I would say it’s a win in the ‘cum quality’ category.

I was definitely a little sore after the first use, but not as sore as i thought I would be. I honestly expected it would be more painful because of the pointed tip, but it’s only as mean as you want it to be. The pointed tip ended up being my favorite part and really helped to slide it in - which took some work even with being super wet and desperate for cock.

I think that girls who loooove big dildos will be super pleased with this one, and the gradual increase in size on the shaft means that even girls like me that prefer a more average sized cock can survive it. It gives a very nice “full” feeling. A girl who cums from g-spot stimulation (vs. clit stim) would probably give an awesome review about this dildo because it definitely hits that spot as well. 

If you follow my blog then you know about the whole “mouth fuckhole” thing… so I’m kind of obligated to mention how great it feels in my mouth. The pointy tip comes in handy here too, because it seems to be less gag inducing than the usual dildos that end up in that hole, and the texture feels great in my mouth. I wish it had a suction cup for the mirror because dildos on mirrors is kinda my thing, hehe. Sir and I have talked about a couple solutions, but haven’t gotten around to trying anything yet. It’s pretty heavy, and unlikely to be supported by an aftermarket suction cup, so for the time being I have to manually hold it up on the mirror so I can watch how slutty I’m being while sucking on it. ;) I did find out later Bad Dragon offers a suction cup option when ordering from them direct, but I don’t have too much regret since got a good deal from Kink.com.

So, in conclusion I have to say that the the Devil Dick is a win for us. It’s great addition to our toy bag because it works nicely with our play style. My only real complaint is that it picks up a lot of fuzz and hair, and I wish there was a suction cup option.. But other than that, it’s perfect for punishing greedy pussies, and I’m not complaining about the intense orgasms I get from it.

Side note: If you haven’t already, I would advise you to check out Bad Dragon in general. They specialize in unique, taboo and custom dildos that have lots of texture, and fun features (like cum tubes). All of the dildos have a long complicated back story and are accompanied with art- so you know the personal history of the Alien/Horse hybrid cock you will be riding. That’s important :P  

And one final note- As with any silicone toy, cleaning is easy with soap and water, but for storage having some sort of bag is recommended for a premium dildo like this. Quality silicone touching silicone is supposed to be no problem, but if you have some toys you aren’t sure about material wise, it is best to section those off. Dangerous Lilly helps further explain here: <<LINK>> To clarify, Bad Dragon uses quality silicone and you don’t have to worry about lame materials on the Devil Dick.

Currently only coming in one size, those who want a good filling will certainly enjoy the Devil Dick, but I would be interested in trying a smaller size. It’s a limited edition, so if you like what you see, you should get one before they’re gone.  

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